What you looking at Dummy!

Yep, I have my own dummy now (and I dont mean any of my parents). Mum and Dad thought all this time that when I cried I was hungry, so they fed me, but when I had wind and cried feeding me made it worse - no wonder I havent had much sleep. When Ma arrived she explained to mum and dad that maybe I just need comforting and a good smack on the bottom. Thank goodness Ma understands me! Like my shirt?